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Welcome to my “this should actually be illegal” corner of the internet... where you get to steal my best money-making programs for suspiciously low prices. Think of this as a full-blown business heist disguised as a digital shop… and I’ll just be over here pretending this makes financial sense for me.
These aren’t the disappointing or clinically USELESS low-ticket downloads you regret buying that leave you questioning your life choices and give you “I just paid for this??” heartbreaks. (cause, ew) I don't do that here. These are the exact TANGIGBLE, follow-this-and-print-money frameworks and action plans my clients have used to create:
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Their first 5 figure CASH months
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$10K weekends
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Sold out 50-100K+ launches
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$5K days from ONE piece of content
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Attract higher-caliber clients who pay full price with zero hesitation
and so much more..
And every offer you'll find on this page is designed to:
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simplify your next step
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help you make money quickly
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give you INSTANT clarity on your money making actions
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upgrade your content, messaging, or offers instantly for sales
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Help you sell more with less effort
So yes — this shop is suspicious.
Suspiciously VALUABLE...
Suspiciously generous.
Suspiciously “she really gave me THIS for THAT?”
Suspiciously FUN for you
and …emotionally damaging for my accountant.
💸 7 Ways to Sell to Your Audience – $7
Tired of the same crusty “go live” advice that gets you nowhere?
This spicy little offer gives you 7 underused sales strategies pulled straight from real coaching calls—ones that led to $100K in under 24 hours. You’ll see the exact shifts I guided my clients through that took them from “it’s slow” to “holy sht I sold out.”* You’re likely missing these sales every single day—and now? You won’t.
Carousel Conversion Masterclass - $97
Carousels are the content format that built my multi-million-dollar business.
Inside this masterclass, I’ll teach you how to:
→ Use my Lightning Speed Buyer Journey™ to hook, hold, and convert your dream clients from any post you write. (I'll teach you how to speak to both sides of the brain and pre-handle all objections using marketing psychology)
→ Make your carousels impossible to swipe past
→ Build trust and drive sales faster than ever
It’s time your content did the heavy lifting—and this is where that starts.
📱 Sales Surge on Stories Challenge $99
You’re not here to “kinda” sell. You’re here to blow sh*t up.
This challenge gives you 10 daily IG story prompts, examples, and scripts to lead your people straight to the buy button. We’re covering story selling from all angles—connection, positioning, objections, stacking multiple offers... I’m even challenging you to sell 2-3 offers in a single day. This is where the timid call to actions of ''dm me to see if it's a good fit'' says disappear and the SALES surge of authority begins.
The Art of the Upsell Masterclass $33
Exactly how to effortlessly UPSELL clients from your low-ticket and micro offers into your high-ticket programs, boosting your income without sounding sales-y. Inside The Art of the Upsell, you'll learn how to increase your sales, create a profitable customer journey, and elevate your business with ease. This isn't just about pushing high-ticket offers onto your audience...it's about designing a natural flow that feels authentic to your clients while increasing your revenue. If you're tired of the constant hustle to get clients in the door from your low-ticket offers, only to struggle with upselling them to higher-ticket offers… You need this masterclass.
41 Trainings for $41
Inside, you get 41 trainings covering every piece of the scaling puzzle—offers, marketing, launches, content, sales, mindset, CEO identity and more. These are the exact workshops & strategy sessions that built a me a multi-million-dollar brand It’s basically a cheat code to scaling disguised as a bundle. These high-impact trainings that have created $5K days, $20K months, and six-figure launches for my clients.
How to Have Multi-6 Figure Sales Months - $22
Get the EXACT breakdown behind 200K+ sales months—the offers, the content, and the daily focuses that kept sales rolling. Learn how to leverage momentum, activate your audience, and speak with your community through emotional storytelling and magnetic positioning. And most importantly? You’ll tap into the energetics of owning who the F you are so you stop blending in, stand unapologetically in your selling power, and become the one your industry can’t ignore.
🤑FASTCASH Masterclass - $47
I’m pulling back the curtain on my exact process for creating and launching FUN, JUICY, and wildly CONVERTING masterclasses that your community becomes obsessed with. Masterclasses are one of the fastest ways to create playful, low-lift cash injections while getting new humans into your world who stay, upgrade, and buy again (one of my clients turned a $97 masterclass into $63K+ using this process). I’m walking you through how to craft a masterclass so magnetic your audience signs up fast — plus the exact launch steps, what to tease, what to post on your stories, and how to sell it with momentum. And we’re not stopping there: you’ll learn how to profit long after the live class ends by selling replays, bundling past masterclasses, and stacking them into an evergreen cash machine. If you’re ready to monetize your brilliance, expand your reach, and turn one 1:many training into ongoing sales… this is the masterclass you don’t want to miss.
💰 5-Figure Launch Content Formula $97
If your launch content isn’t doing the work, your sales are going to feel like pulling teeth.
This masterclass walks you through my exact launch content process that’s helped clients generate consistent SOLD OUT LAUNCHES for their offers.We’ll cover how to create pre-qualifying content, build desire, and post with intention so your dream clients are ready to buy on DAY ONE.
You don’t need to “hope” your launch works—you need a formula that does.
🔥 Hot for Your Offers Masterclass - $97
Let’s talk messaging that slaps your DREAM client right in that FACE,This is for the woman whose DMs should be flooded—but they’re not.Inside this masterclass, I show you how to craft messaging that makes your ideal client think you’re inside their brain, journal, and soul all at once.Expect: high-converting storytelling, spicy positioning, and a no-fluff process for crafting offer messaging that sells fast and repels time-wasters.
Warning: These trainings may cause side effects such as:
– daily Stripe notifications
– content that stops the scroll so hard it causes whiplash
– an “omg I made money again?” identity crisis
Please use them responsibly. Or recklessly. Fuk if I care... Honestly, it’s your business and apparently I've lost my damn mind with these prices. Just don’t blame me when your business starts blowing up with sales.
Don’t forget to pop back into the shop often — I’m forever sneaking in new offers like surprise cash you forgot you hid in last winter’s coat. Every time you check, there’s a decent chance I’ve added something else you’ll want to “accidentally” steal. And if you’re craving closer proximity… hit me up on IG. I don’t bite. Slide into my DMs and we can talk about what working together really looks like. You’ll know quickly if I’m the mentor for your next level (spoiler: I probably am).
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